Caller: Hi, can I please speak to Devon?
Caller: Oh, hi Devon, it's [name withheld] from [company withheld]. How are you?
Me: I'm good thanks. How are you?
Caller: I'm good, but I think I should be speaking to a man.
Me: Uhhh...nope. This is Devon.
Caller: Oh, uh...okay. So I'm calling about your interview.
Pause for some backstory: I had an "interview" for a company which I later found out to be a door to door sales pyramid scheme. I didn't go, and I didn't bother to call and cancel. I know, I'm a rebel like that.
Me: Oh, right, I'm sorry...[about to go into why I didn't show up]
Caller: That's okay! Is he there?
Me: Uhh...no...this is me, Devon.
Caller: Oh uh okay. Then why did you say sorry?
Me: Because I didn't show up for my interview...[starting to get really annoyed now]
Caller: Oh yea no, that's no problem...uhhh...